Wisdom of the Day

Monday, April 17, 2006

Pay Your Bills! Especially in Mongolia

Friday, April 14, 2006

A smoker's cough is not sexy.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Whatever it is, I already told you.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

A picture is worth a 1000 words, but in a divorce proceeding, a picture of that cheating bitch naked with the best man from your wedding, is priceless.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Wise Man say, forgivenness is divine, but never, ever pay for bad Mac&Cheese.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Putting it in the wrong hole is better than putting it in no hole at all

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Never underestimate how far being a nice bloke will get you

Sunday, April 02, 2006

PMS is like a hangover in that it's painful, long lasting, troublesome to relationships and there are many rumored cures, yet few that actually work.