When in doubt, choose C.

75% of the population is lying 25% of the time. The rest are telling the truth 35% percent of the time. Hence, yes, she was faking.

Its hard to identify with a show that doesnt have chrome-wearing or based villains.

It is against the rules to seize the part of the band covering the vital organs.

If "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" you should "Yo Quiero bigger pants."

Seven beers before bed does not necessarily make a man healthy, wealthy and wise

For the pretzel guy: A little salt goes a loooong way!

Freedom ain't fried.

A single joke does not a comedy make.

An organic pumpkin cake is still a cake.

Changing hands only changes things a little, but a little can help a lot.