Wisdom of the Day

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

The tamed who endures a false accusation
is, among human beings,
the best.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Never trust a former Robocop. Unless...

Saturday, May 13, 2006

Never eat anything bigger than your head

Thursday, May 11, 2006

Peanuts can be bought and sold, but shouldn't be taken for granted.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Pay Your Bills! Especially in Mongolia

Friday, April 14, 2006

A smoker's cough is not sexy.

Monday, April 10, 2006

Whatever it is, I already told you.

Sunday, April 09, 2006

A picture is worth a 1000 words, but in a divorce proceeding, a picture of that cheating bitch naked with the best man from your wedding, is priceless.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Wise Man say, forgivenness is divine, but never, ever pay for bad Mac&Cheese.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Putting it in the wrong hole is better than putting it in no hole at all

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Never underestimate how far being a nice bloke will get you

Sunday, April 02, 2006

PMS is like a hangover in that it's painful, long lasting, troublesome to relationships and there are many rumored cures, yet few that actually work.

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

When in doubt, choose C.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

75% of the population is lying 25% of the time. The rest are telling the truth 35% percent of the time. Hence, yes, she was faking.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Its hard to identify with a show that doesnt have chrome-wearing or based villains.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

It is against the rules to seize the part of the band covering the vital organs.

Monday, March 13, 2006

If "Yo Quiero Taco Bell" you should "Yo Quiero bigger pants."

Friday, March 10, 2006

Seven beers before bed does not necessarily make a man healthy, wealthy and wise

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

For the pretzel guy: A little salt goes a loooong way!

Monday, March 06, 2006

Freedom ain't fried.